Michael Jackson

Keeping tabs on the tabloids, we are quoting the Mail, which reported,

"Age has not yet caught up with Michael Jackson…cosmetic surgery unfortunately has."

Look now, it really is hard to put an age to that ensemble of a face -- pretty much the kind we're used to seeing atop Jackson’s lithe body. The inky-black sunglasses that stubbornly sit on Jackson's now warped nose might be the oldest thing on showbiz. Indeed, it's no longer all that unusual a look.

And the Mail blabbers "scarring caused by numerous cosmetic operations on his nose", deep "craters" on either sides of his nostrils" and the “stitched-on appearance of his hair..."